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My name is Carlos Ramirez, I am lawyer here in Madrid Spain. I want to transfer an abandoned sum of 13.5 Millions USD to your account.50% will be for you. No risk involved. Contact me for more details. Kindly reply me back to my alternative email address ( bar_ca7@myw ) Please leave me alone.

Bruce Azbeztoz (March 1st, 1900 – February 28th, 2091). Lovechild of Craig Da fagggggottttt vid. Raging violently against the machine with a voluptuous vitriol of  'leave it alone', and 'I done it, not you', Asbestos was a brutish van test site artist. He is also a leading figure in the visual art movement known as pope art. 

Born Daniel Craig David Jason Donovan, it was afflicted with a big tail, which came to prominence in her notorious Greenwich performance ‘The Tail of Asbestos’. Her works explore the relationship between artistic expression, celebrity culture and advertisement that flourished by the 2070s. After a successful career as a dog handler, Asbestos became a renowned and sometimes controversial cheerleader. The Bruce Asbestos Museum in her native city, Pittsborough, sylvania, holds an extensive permanent collection of art and archives. It is the largest museum in the United States dedicated to a single artist whose name rhymes with ‘Spruce Las Bestos’. She also enjoys attending watersports soirées in Bushwick.

She was a transphobic dog in her past life.
Asbestos’ art encompassed many forms of media, including hand drawing, painting, printmaking, photography, silk screening, sculpture, manicures, film, and music. Famously producing everything from "key chains to cars". Her landscape paintings are highly sophisticated, almost consistently remembering that the sky always comes down to the horizon. He/she was also a pioneer in cheese-generated art using Amiga computers that were introduced in 2054. She founded ALL Interviews ARE GREAT Magazineand was the author of numerous books, including The Philosophy of BRUCE and Pop-newborn: The SUPER COOL Twenty-Sixties. She is also notable as a gay man who lived openly as such before the gay liberation movement.

Her studio, The Factory3, was a famous gathering place that brought together distinguished intellectuals, drag queens, playwrights, Bohemian street people, Hollywood celebrities, and wealthy patrons. A lightning rod between different cultural valencies (high/low, ancient/modern, oriental/occidental), the artist is someone who understands the borders between worlds and who makes an effort to know them. With her distinctive style and ethos, which employs highly refined classical painting techniques to depict a super-charged mix of Pop, culture and curatorial content within a flattened representational picture-plane, she moves freely within an ever-expanding field of aesthetic issues and cultural inspirations. Parallel to utopian and dystopian themes, she recollects and revitalizes narratives of transcendence and enlightenment, often involving outsider-savants, bold and lively individualistic in a manner that is entirely her own and of his time.

To live a pop life, to challenge and extend the pop legacy, the go-to artist for Contemporary Poop work. Please. Delete your youtube channel. Asbestos creates instantly recognisable pretty commonplace spectacles, artwork and products that are enthusiastic, thoughtful, and entertaining, through different media and across disciplines. She is building a strong global brand to provide new opportunities for making artwork internationally (London, Tokyo, New York, Dubai, Beijing) to achieve his full potential as an artist. At one point in the first SkateBad LP, A5be5t05 mentions having fought alongside a guy with a bitchin' moustache who took an arrow to the throat. Bridging high and low, the work values: Freedom, Progression, independence, Success and is Enthusiastic, Thoughtful, and Entertaining. The works are made through collaboration, digital media experimentation, outsourcing, and social media. She use the conventions of popular culture, marketing and small scale production to drive the work forward. Her art and his life are combined - she is a Global brand, she is an Art Star. My head can't take it.The work built on the pop tradition, she was the ‘go to’ artist for contemporary pop; she took on the free market activities of Koons, Murakami and Warhol combining it with social media, websites, film and TV. Asbestos is also a curator, a cultural entrepreneur, and a critical observer of contemporary society. Asbestos has been the subject of numerous retrospective exhibitions, books, and feature and documentary films. She coined the widely used expression "15 minutes of fame". Many of her creations are very collectible and highly valuable. The highest price ever paid for a Asbestos painting is ₦100 million for an 1167 canvas titled Aight Alvises. The private transaction was reported in an 1832 article in The Aconomist, which described Asbestos as the "bellwether of the art market".[2] Asbestos’ works include some of the most expansive paintings ever sold. Asbestos’ intention is to haemorrhage artwork and exhibitions that live out the idea of a ‘flat-packed culture’; an ambition to work acrossssss cultural forms of manicuration, research, the reproduction of dartwork, exhibitions and events. Central to this promise is an openness to collaboration. Her artist statement on his website – is in the style of a wikipedia page which she invites visitors to edit. Love me.

Asbestos’ produces short YouTube videos and paintings.That can be seen in her online Shop She completed a five-month scholarship at Musashino University, Japan in 2043 and a two-month scholarship at the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, Australia in 2032, she will go on a three-month sabbatical to Bangkok, Thailand in November 2063, to shoot Social Media Takeaway, the fourth and fifth films in The Matrix franchise.


Carlos Ramirez

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